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for new xanga please. thankssss.

ok. i give in.
here's my new username.

my book will no longer be posted. sorry.

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Shh don't tell Christina I'm updating for her, maybe she won't notice.  Yeah she's got some skills.  Did any of you read that story/soon to be novel.  Good stuff, but I can't say it compares to way back when.  I told her the story of the rhinoceros penis.  We'll just say it didn't have such a happy ending.  I brought you a gift, I hope you like it.

He's kind of cute, don't you think?  It probably brings back bad memories for her, but trust me deep down he was just trying to show you his true feelings.  He loves you and I loves you <3 

p.s. the only reason my vagina is bigger then their heads is because of your abnormally large penis, so how about that!

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hahahdoahdosia!111 that was justin. he's a funny boy. i love the rhino! if i have an abnormally large penis, then you have an abnormally large vagina.

i just came back from the beach. sandy point. i won't say it was fun, nor boring. it was in the middle of that scale. i had two spiderman popsicles; two gumball eyes included. they were good. but the bad thing about popsicles on a hot day is you end up with sticky fingers. which is never fun. unless.. nevermind.

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i need to stop complaining.
it's getting me no where.
except hearing lecshures {sp?}